The Cape Cod Veteran’s Ball is an event that may or may not have existed. Upon googling now, I cannot find an event or organization that matches what I am about to describe, but it is the story I was told and am going to tell you. Each year, the veterans of Cape Cod would raise money for a different cause. I suppose this already makes no sense because wouldn’t they raise money for veterans? I don’t know. I was four. I was four, very cute, and very, very famous. So famous, that this particular year, the veterans chose ME…